gin-soaked boy

In response to a meme, a tiny ficlet starring Jonathan Woodgate and David Bentley for calzamante.

( Your hair's too long. )

Title: Injury
Pairing: Jonathan Woodgate / David Bentley
Rating: R, for swearing and implications
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: For Ruby, to make her feel better about Spurs and their epic fail

( It's only a small sound. )

Title: Brunello
Pairing: Andrea Pirlo / Massimo Ambrosini
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: For roadtoharmony and curry_chicken who are to blame for this whole mess

( Massimo will read any text available to him. )

Title: Silk Cut
Pairing: Owen Hagreaves / Dimitar Berbatov
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies

( Never even considered the possibility that he might one day glance at them and wonder which ones he should get. )

Title: Dynamite
Characters: Michael Laudrup, Preben Elkjær
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: cornerflag repost, to keep things in order

( Only briefly does it occur to him that this is another man's pair of shorts. )

Title: Hangover
Pairing: Sébastien Frey / Iker Casillas
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: for my darling Conny - with apologies for lacking plot and randomness. Again.

( The tiles are cold underneath his back. )

Title: Influence
Pairing: Sébastien Frey / Iker Casillas
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: for the exceptionally wonderful Conny, on the occasion of her birthday [with many thanks to Nol and Martha for help and handholding] - happy birthday, darling! I hope you don't mind that your fic doesn't even have the slightest semblance of a plot?

( Calculating the volume of every emptied glass. )

Title: Coyote Ugly
Pairing: Massimo Ambrosini / Massimo Oddo
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: lighthearted nonsense for the_loyal_royal who finished her exams - you rock, darling!

( The taste of stale beer and stale wine. )

Title: Ten
Characters: Rui Costa, Clarence Seedorf
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: For my darling Nol, on the occasion of her birthday - I'm sorry that it's so late, dear; also, in a very strange place in my head, this song is about Rui Costa

( The sky off the coast of the North Sea is harder. )

Title: Quasi Modo
Pairing: Massimo Ambrosini / Yoann Gourcuff
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: This wisp of a ficlet is for the wonderful the_loyal_royal - I really tried, sweetheart, but it seems that my muse has gone missing. Again.

( Make himself at home, though Massimo hadn't used those words )

Title: Chopsticks
Pairing: Christian Vieri / Hidetoshi Nakata
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: This ficlet is mostly for bustedflush as I am sure that it's all her fault anyways

( People move calmly, speak quietly. )

Title: Gattopardo
Pairing: Massimo Ambrosini / Yoann Gourcuff
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: I feel oddly compelled to say things like, "It won't happen again, officer." But who am I kidding? It probably will.

( He did, once, demand to sleep with the lights on. )

Title: Tram
Pairing: Alessandro Nesta / Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: for curry_chicken, on the occasion of her birthday

( His opinions, while occasionally positive, are mostly negative. )

Title: Espulsioni
Pairing: Massimo Ambrosini / Yoann Gourcuff
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies

( Pretending to follow the match. )

Title: Sartre
Pairing: Massimo Ambrosini / Yoann Gourcuff
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies

( It isn't the most riveting work of fiction he's ever read. )

Title: Le Scale
Pairing: Paolo Maldini / Alessandro Nesta (Zlatan Ibrahimovic / Alessandro Nesta)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: the castle in question is Château de Chambord

( He knows it must have been an uneven one, 1973 or 1975. )

Title: Distrazioni
Pairing: Massimo Ambrosini / Yoann Gourcuff
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies

( Keeping track, keeping count. )

Title: Cotton
Pairing: Christian Vieri / Filippo Inzaghi
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: This is for rose_of_rouen who asked what Bobo would be doing in twenty years - and I said that he'd be dancing the funky chicken with Pippo on their tenth wedding anniversary (though this is, fortunately, not exactly what they're doing)

( Finding a lonely plate with a half-eaten piece of cake left on it. )

Title: Sottigliezze
Pairing: Massimo Ambrosini / Yoann Gourcuff
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies

( Taking unnecessary minutes to tie shoelaces. )

Title: Scoreline
Pairing: Rui Costa / Hidetoshi Nakata (if you squint)
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine; all lies
Note: Completely abortive attempt at Rui/Hide - based on this - set during the 2004/2005 season: Milan won their home game against Fiorentina in December by 6-0, and the return leg in April by 1-2

( Digging his fingers into the fabric of his jersey. )